You Blew 15% of What?
26/04/12 14:13 Filed in: Twitter
Yeah, so what, I have a breathalyzer on my keychain.




What About Class…in Germany?
24/04/12 23:33 Filed in: Facebook
Aren’t all classes supposed to get harder as the semester goes on?


Who serves beer at 9am?
24/04/12 19:41 Filed in: Facebook
Wait, what bar are you going to? I’ll be there in 15 minutes.


Relax, it’s not the Sistine Chapel
24/04/12 19:16 Filed in: Facebook
And besides, I do my best work under pressure.

















